It was a slow day up in Heaven.

"I am certainly bored," stated John. "Me too," Paul
chimed in. Peter stood and watched the dogs. "I know!"
Peter began. "Why don't we have a dog show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except
for one small detail that Paul pointed out.
"Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the
answer. "We will call up Satan and invite him to the
dog show. I mean, we have all of the finest dogs
here in heaven. All of the National Specialty, all
breed Best In Show, &High In Trial winners are here.
His kennel is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and
mean dogs. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio called up Satan on the other realm
communication lines and invited him to their dog show.
Satan laughed and asked why they would
want to be humiliated like that, because he would
certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John did not
understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter
asked. "We have all of the National Specialty, All
Breed Best In Show, and High In Trial winners in our
kennel in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you
forgotten so soon gentlemen?....................
I have all the judges!"